Last but not least, Molly:

A) Michelle I have your shoes!! Nina I have your book! Jackie I love your Peach-Os! Alene I miss you! Rick, to me, you'll always be *doot doot* Library Lad!!!!
B) Never ever go on a trip with some other friends the weekend after finals AND Stab Antonio. You'll receive strange looks after you succumb to laughter when someone uses "poignant" in a sentence, or orders an iced coffee. They just won't understand.
C) As Nina said, people WILL look at you weird if you say "I was in TEXAS!" if they inquire upon where you were last Monday.
D) Beware of such problems on the last Math final of the semester: If a plane leaves somewheres at 9:30, and is going at such and such a speed, and it's delayed in Dallas Fort Worth, and you're starving after the banana and coffee you had before attending the Academy Awards of Librarians, and you've got ten dollars left, should you order a smoothie, a cup of noodles, or a tuna sandwich? ANSWER: Trick Question! You shouldn't order any of them, and go mooch a Peach-O from Jackie. Or Molly. She'll have Clif Bars. She always has Clif Bars.
E) Warning: The above question could cause you to forget to finish your math final.
And finally
F) Molly's Ultimate Rule for Going to STAB Antonio: Go with Michelle, Jackie, Nina, Alene, and Rick! You'll have more fun than anything, PLUS it's impossible to be the nerdiest one there. (Or will you?)

Thanks for everything, mates!! Rickettes forever, yo! Fo Schiz!